A Prentis Christmas Part 1

Prentis the Hedgehog Saves Christmas!

[In Downtown PlayStation City]

Prentis the Hedgehog: Merry Christmas! [they give him money] Bingo! All the money is mine! [his money got stolen] HEY!
Sitnerp the Hedgehog: [laughing]
Prentis: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ghost of Christmas that keeps coming back! I am Prentis the Hedgehog! [he beats up Sitnerp] DON'T TOUCH MY MONEY!
Sitnerp: That Prentis is lucky. He always like Christmas. I hate Christmas. I'm sick of this.

[At home]

Prentis: Hi, mom.
Nicole the Hedgehog: Hi, Prentis.
Prentis: You'll be safe, moolah. Dear Prentis. You are invited to a Christmas party. YEAH!

[At night]

DJ Jack: Welcome to the Christmas Party!
Prentis: Yeah!
Johnnie J the Fox: This is fun!
Sitnerp: Hey there.
Prentis: Sitnerp?
Sitnerp: I'm going to accept the award.
Prentis: Go ahead.
Amber the HedgeFox: Is he crazy?
Prentis: I guess.
Sitnerp: Watch this. [he dances]  TA-DA!
Prentis: Watch this! [he dances] You like it?
DJ Jack: Here's the winner. Prentis the Hedgehog!
Sitnerp: What?
Prentis: You snooze. You lose.
DJ Jack: Here's the prize.
Prentis: $1 Million! Yeah!
Sitnerp: You think Christmas is about presents? I don't think so! [he wreaks havoc in the party] [laughing]
Prentis: Stupid Sitnerp.
DJ Jack: Okay. We'll continue the party, Sitnerp-less!
Prentis: Yeah!

[At Sitnerp's lair]

Sitnerp: Stupid Christmas. I'll must stop it from coming! But how?
MegaVolt the Porcupine: This is awesome!
QuackerJack the HedgeDuck: Whoo-hoo!!!
BushRoot the HedgeFox: Yeah!
LiquiDator the Hedgehog: Wow!
Sitnerp: Are you having a holly jolly Christmas? WRONGO! [he kicks them out] I know just what to do. [he makes a Santa Claus hat and coat] With this coat and this hat, I look just like St. Nick! HO-HO-HO!
You're a mean one, Sitnerp the Hedgehog!
You're really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus!
You're as charming as an eel, Sitnerp the Hedgehog!
You're a bad banana with a... greasy black peel!

Just face the music.
You're a monster, Sitnerp the Hedgehog.
Yes you are!
Your heart's an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders.
You got garlic in your soul, Sitnerp the Hedgehog.
I wouldn't touch you with a... 39 and a half ft. pole!

[Sitnerp builds a sleigh]

You're a vile one, Sitnerp the Hedgehog.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Sitnerp the Hedgehog!
Gimme the choice between the two,
I take the... seasick crocodile!

Narrator: Will Sitnerp steal Christmas once and for all? Find out on the holly jolly conclusion of Prentis the Hedgehog!