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A Prentis Christmas Part 2

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Sitnerp: All I need are some reindeer.
Santa Claus: Merry Christmas!
Sitnerp: Oopsie. I need 'em now.
Narrator: Did that stop naughty Sitnerp? No. He simply said.
Sitnerp: If I can't find some reindeer, I'll make some instead.
Einnhoj E the Fox: I'm no reindeer!
Ocirod the Echidna: Me neither!
Sitnerp: Come here! Here's a horn! My sleigh is completed! [he turn on the sleigh] On Thrasher! On Crasher! On Vomit! And AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoa. [he enters Prentis' house] That thing is the first one to go. [he steals all stuff] The money is mine. And now. I'll stuff up the tree!
Amber the HedgeFox: Santa Claus. Are you stealing our Christmas tree?
Sitnerp: Ho! Ho! Ho! I am taking it to the North Pole! So I can fix it!
Amber: Okay. Merry Christmas.
Sitnerp: Merry Christmas! [he steals all Christmas stuff in the Cul-De-Sac and the rest of PlayStation City] Yes! Everything's mine! When they get up, they'll all cry boo-hoo!
Mayor MayNot: My presents are gone!
Jay the Fox: No more presents!
Nicole: I wanna know who did this!
Prentis: It's Sitnerp! He stole all of our presents! This looks like a job for Prentis the Hedgehog!
Sitnerp: Good bye, presents.
Prentis: I am the terror that flaps in the snow! I am the snowball that lands right on your head! I am Prentis the Hedgehog!
Sitnerp: What the?
Prentis: That's our presents!
Sitnerp: I was just mailing them to Kilauea.
Prentis: HA! [he fights Sitnerp] Eat diaper, guy who stole Christmas. [he shoots a diaper gun at Sitnerp]
Sitnerp: Oh... [he faints]
Prentis: Arrest him!
Vector the Crocodile: You're coming with me!
Prentis: [he brings back all the presents] Merry Christmas, everyone!

[At night]

Prentis: [he eats a lot of food] This is the best Christmas ever!
Mayor MayNot: It is, my friend.
Prentis: Merry Christmas to all! And a happy new year!
Narrator: The end.
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