[The Eds got on Transformers: The Ride]
Ed: Robot Rebel Ranch! Marooned on a distant planet. Visitors in the void. No escape.
Eddy: Woop de doo, Ed. Oh, look! So scary! Double D! Let me poke your brain! HA! HA! HA! [Edd faints]
Ed: You scared Double D, Eddy.
Eddy: I did! Din't I?
Edd: Let's just follow Eddy, Ed.
Ed: Follow the leader! [they enter the building]
Edd: Try to contain yourself, Eddy! The adrediline of a reverence will be quite overwelming! We're so bad!
Eddy: I'll give you a quarter if you tell me what's going on.
Eddy: Oh yeah! PG-13!
Edd: Boheimian! Someone's really trying my patience.
Ed: I saw this movie!
Eddy: WHAT!? AGAIN!? ED! YOU'RE A-
Edd: EDDY! STOP!
Eddy: I see jawbreakers! Loads of 'em! I never thought I'd say this, but, let's learn!
Edd: That's the spirit! Let's get educated!
Eddy: We're gonna be eggheads! Rich eggheads! Now for the secret of schmoozin'! The rapture of rap. The Snap, Crackle, Pop of cool. Hire a secretary, boys. Let's keep this gravy train rollin'! All we have to do is stick our foot in the door and bingo! Jawbreaker for Eddy! All aboard the money train! We're gonna be rich! Drowning in cash! Swimming in moolah! TOP OF THE HEAP, BABY! Everybody comfy? Let's set sail! [the ride starts]
Eddy: World record, here we come!
Edd: I'm not sure I'm the right height for this ride.
EVAC: Alright recuits, ready or not, it's mission time. Glad I've got company. Now, put on your glasses.
EVAC: You guys are my navigators. So if anyone sees trouble...
NEST Announcer: Security Breach! Level 2! LOCKDOWN!
Edd: Improbable alert!
EVAC: Uh-oh. That's trouble alright. [he rushes to the area] It's Ravage! He's after the AllSpark!
Ed: It has come to dissect our internal organs and feed them to the minions of Hades!
Ravage: [he grabs the AllSpark] ROAR! ROAR! [he jumped]
EVAC: GO! We've gotta catch him! BumbleBee! Up on the catwalk! [Ravage attack BumbleBee]
Ed: Who's that good looking guy?
Eddy: Get some glasses, Ed.
BumbleBee: You are there, I've been talking crazy! [he destroys Ravage and continues fighting SideWays]
EVAC: BEHIND YOU! [grabbing the All Spark] Got it!
Ed: Score! [SideWays tries to steal the AllSpark]
EVAC: Mission to go! Come on! Let's get out of this city! [they escape to the city]
Ed: Let's drive to the city, fellas!
Edd: We're too young to drive, Ed.
Optimus Prime: Good work. AutoBots! ROLL OUT! I'VE GOT MEGATRON!
Ed: FASTER, PUSSY CAT! FASTER!
Optimus Prime: KEEP GOING!
MegaTron: DeceptiCons! DESTROY THEM!
Eddy: ED! GIVE IT A BREAK WILL YA!
Ed: YOU GOT IT, EDDY!
The Eds: [screaming] [Grindor tries to kill the Eds]
Eddy: I'm a minor, STOP! Mommy!
Grindor: End of the line, Earth Scum! [a train cuts Grindor's Arm]
Ed: Are we having fun yet?
EVAC: Hey, recuits. Maybe a little warning for me next time?
Eddy: Oh. You have fun. HEELING AFTER I GET THROUGH-
Edd: Um, guys?
MegaTron: FOOLS! You can't escape MegaTron!
Ed: It's the Phantom of the Earwax!
Edd: Phantom!? THAT'S IT! LET ME OUT! LET ME... out?
EVAC: REVERSE THRUSTERS! FULL POWER! [he breaks a water pipe]
EVAC: Help me find a way out of here!
Ed: Is the ride over?
Edd and Eddy: NO!
EVAC: Wrong way! We're trapped!
MegaTron: Surrender or perish! [Optimus attacks him]
Ed: Look at it go, guys!
MegaTron: Your planet belongs to me!
EVAC: TAKE COVER!
The Eds: WE'RE TOO YOUNG! [MegaTron shoots a missile at the wall]
EVAC: Close one. Look! An escape route! Wait. Something's wrong.
Edd: Not good! [Devastator appears]
Eddy: Oh, man!
Ed: GIDDEY UP, HORSEY!
EVAC: It's got his vortex! We need cover! [they fell]
Edd: Um... Eddy?
Ed: I think I hit a pipe.
SideSwipe: Rookie! They trusted you with this mission?
Ed: LOOK OUT, EDDY! THERE'S SOMEONE ON THE ROAD!
EVAC: LOOK OUT! IT'S BONECRUSHER! [they bump into BoneCrusher] My gun's jammed!
SideSwipe: GET IT! [they shoot BoneCrusher]
Ed: Alley oop!
Eddy: Where's the room going? Where am I going? HELP!
Edd: NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD!
EVAC: It's him again. Activate battle shields. [they escape the wrath of Devastator, but they were caught by StarScream] We're hit!
The Eds: [screaming]
StarScream: Humans are mine!
Ed: BEEP BEEP! [laughing] LET'S SING A SONG!
EVAC: HOLD ON! BRACE YOURSELVES! [they enter a construction site] Everybody okay?
Eddy: Over here, Spielburg.
EVAC: We've gotta find a way down.
Edd: Oh, dear.
MegaTron: COWARDS RUN! HEROES FIGHT!
Eddy: What a weasel!
Optimus Prime: YOUR WAR IS WITH ME! [MegaTron defeats Optimus]
Edd: Good golly almighty!
Optimus Prime: Protect the AllSpark. [StarScream appears]
StarScream: Just dropping in.
Eddy: A comedian, huh?
Edd: Oh, dear.
Eddy: SUBALUWA! [StarScream got away]
EVAC: We're on our own. What do we do?
MegaTron: BEG FOR MERCY!
Optimus Prime: NEVER!
EVAC: No more running, recruits.
Eddy: HYPERSPEED! [they bump into MegaTron]
EVAC: He wants the AllSpark? HE CAN HAVE IT! [he puts the AllSpark into MegaTron's chest] Oh no!
The Eds: [screaming] [they were saved by BumbleBee]
BumbleBee: I GOT YOU! OW!
Ed: I think I swallowed a turtle.
Eddy: What country are we in?
Edd: We're home, Eddy.
Optimus Prime: EVAC! Report in!
Ed: Hello. My name is Ed.
Optimus Prime: Your bravery saved the planet. Well done, Freedom Fighters.
Ed: Come again!
EVAC: We've improvised, team. Thanks for meeting the challenge. Let's head back to base. You can ride with EVAC, anytime.
Eddy: Are we rich yet, Double D?
Edd: It's all become very complicated, Eddy.
Eddy: What're ya givin' me? All we have to do is read your notes. And we'll be up to our necks in jawbreakers!
Ed: I love chickens, Eddy!
Edd: Eddy! I can't find my underwear!
I made a transcript for Ed, Edd n' Eddy Ride Transformers: The Ride.