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Ed, Edd n' Eddy ride Volcano

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[The Eds got on Volcano: The Blast Coaster]

Eddy: Hey! Is that a volcano?
Edd: Eddy! Not that old thing!
Ed: Zippidy Doo Da! [they got on the ride vehicle]
Eddy: How does it work? Does is shoot anything out of it? Where did you plug it in?
Edd: Actually, Eddy. It's just a prototype and still-
Eddy: I'm the king of the castle! You're a dirty-
Ed and Edd: Dog pile!
Ed: Boy. I can't wait to see that part, Double D. [the ride starts] [laughing]
Edd: I'm not sure I'm the right height for this ride.
Ed: Choo-Choo! [laughing] Creepy.
Edd: Enterprising. [the ride launches]
The Eds: [screaming]
Ed: FASTER PUSSY CAT! FASTER!
Eddy: ED! GIVE IT A BREAK! WILL YA?
Ed: YOU GOT IT, EDDY! [the ride goes through a Roll Out] Alley-oop!
The Eds: [screaming] [the ride goes through a Heartline Roll, then another Heartline Roll]
Ed: BEEP BEEP! [laughing] LET'S SING A SONG! [the ride goes through a final Heartline Roll, then drops down]
Edd: Right on!
Eddy: Bottom floor, dryer lint, paint cans, lonely socks, and mildew.
Edd: And arachnids! Did you eat the sun, Eddy?
Eddy: Nope.
Ed: I love chickens, Eddy!
Edd: Eddy! I can't find my underwear!
The Eds are hot!
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