Hypazoid! Part 4

[The Next Day]

Marco: Wakey Wakey, Lisa.
Lisa: [yawns]
Marco: Ready to start our morning?
Lisa: Sure.

[At the dining room]

Marco: I made omelets!
Lisa: YAY! [they eat some omelets] Yummy.
Marco: Indeed.

[At PlayStation City]

Little Girl: Look, mommy! A blue Wolf!
Marty: Shut up. Hello?
Marvin Acme: This is Marvin Acme of ACME Studios. I want you to meet me right now! If not, shooting of Hypazoid will be cancelled!
Marty: Oh no! I'll be there right now! WHAT!?!
Marco: Hey, Marty.
Marty: What is it?
Marco: Go to a child's birthday party.
Marty: Okay.

[At Jeff and Suzie's house]

David the Hedgehog: Happy birthday, Jeff!
Mary the Otter: Blow the candles.
Jeff the HedgeOtter: [he blows some candles] Yeah!
Suzie the HedgeOtter: YAY!
Bobby the HedgeOtter: This is fun!
Mimi the HedgeOtter: Mimi!
Martha the HedgeOtter: Whatever.
Noodle the HedgeOtter: I love birthday parties!
Patty the HedgeOtter: Cool.
Jack the HedgeOtter: Yee-Haw!
DJ4D the HedgeOtter: Funky.
Marty: Hi, kids!
Jeff: It's a clown!
Zak the Bobcat: Let's get him!
Lenny the Lynx: Yeah! [they beat up Marty]
David and Mary: Kids?
Sam the Skunk: Wanna smell my stinky diaper?
Marty: Ew!
Max the Mountain Lion: [he gives Marty a wedgie] Atomic wedgie!
Donny the Dodo: [he pecks Marty] Feel the wrath of my beak!
Maggie the Golden Tiger: I got this. [she removes Marty's clothes and puts him in a diaper] So pretty!
Marty: GAH! [he runs back to the car] I'm glad I'm safe from those kids. [he drives, but there's something wrong with the car] What the? [he turns on the radio]

Yo, listen up! Here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him, inside and outside

Marty: Oh dear.

Blue his house, with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette, and everything is blue for him
And himself, and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (to listen, to listen...)

I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

Marty: Stop it! Stupid car!
Marco: Hey, Marty. I like your new coloring.
Marty: Marco? Is that you? I thought Bulba killed you.
Marco: I was in a coma.
Marty: You did all this?
Marco: Yeah. Tell the world you stole my play script.
Marty: Never gonna happen!
Marco: Bye!

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's sitting outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

Marty: GAH! MARCOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's sitting outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

Inside and outside
Blue his house, with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette, and everything is blue for him
And himself, and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (to listen...)


I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

Marty: [his car hits Claire's monster truck]
Claire Acorn: Like, stop messing with my monster truck! I'll crush your car! [her monster truck crushes Marty's car] [laughing]
Marty: MY CAR! You'll pay for that!

[At the truck]

Tow Truck Driver: They told me to pick up a little blue car. They didn't say anything about a little blue canine! [laughing]
Marty: You got the Wolf.
Marvin Acme: MARTY! I REALLY NEED TO SEE YOU RIGHT NOW!
Marty: Okay.

[At the Japanese Theatre]

Announcer: And now! The world premiere of I Was A Loch Ness Monster in Baltimore!

[One movie showing later]

Comic Book Guy: Worst. Movie. EVER!
Peter Capaldi: But. It's not bad. It's- Oh dear. Time to go back to film more episodes of Doctor Who.

[Later]

Marty: I'm late.
Marvin Acme: Sorry, Marty. Production of Hypazoid is cancelled. It's over.
Marty: DANG IT!

[At Bulba's Mansion]

Louie: Boss. Wake up.
Taurus Bulba: You Traitors!
Crunch: What are ya talking about?
Taurus Bulba: You attacked me last night! Now. You will be exterminated. BullBots!
BullBots: EXTERMINATE! [they shoots Bulba's henchmen]
Taurus Bulba: Foolish henchmen.

[At Super Duper Fun Land]

Marco: Welcome to Super Duper Fun Land! The world's largest water and theme park resort and safari! Bigger than Six Flags Great Adventure.
Lisa: Wow.
Thomas: Hi there.
David Benson: Sup.
Marco: You look so cute in a diaper!
David: Don't ask. He put me in a diaper and a bonnet. And now I look like a baby!
Marco: [laughing]
David: Whatever.
Dylan: Indeed.

[A montage of them riding rides and attractions was shown]

Lisa: That was a lot of fun, eh Marco?
Marco: Yeah. [his disguise starts wearing off] Would you look at the time. I gotta return to my piano lessons! Come on, Dylan!
Lisa: What?
Jacques Le HedgeFox: Did Jacques miss something? No?
Marco: [his disguise wears off] Oh no!
Announcer: Look at this little blue freak of nature! A freak! A freak! A freak! A freak!

[At Downtown Westwood Falls]

Lisa: Marco? Where the heck are you?
Marco: Lisa.
Lisa: Oh my god. What happened to you?
Marco: Lisa. Taurus Bulba turned me into a monster! And Marty Wolfe turned my script for the play into a movie! Just leave me alone!
Lisa: Fine!

[At Bulba's Mansion]

Marty: Bulba!
Taurus Bulba: Marty? Why you look so blue?
Marty: I got pranked!
Taurus Bulba: By who?
Marty: Marco.
Taurus Bulba: The same creep who came to my house?
Marty: Yes.
Taurus Bulba: My minions didn't attack me. Marco did it the whole time!
Marty: Indeed. We need to find him if we had to burn down all of Westwood Falls! Once we find him, we'll kill him!
Taurus Bulba: Sounds like an excellent plan!
Both: [laughing]
Narrator: Will Hypazoid stop them from burning all of Westwood Falls? Fine out in the final quarter of Hypazoid!