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IGUANA! Part 2 PREViEW

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Narrator: Prentis is now at the mercy of Taurus Bulba!
Prentis: HA! [he beats up Bulba] Mallet! Anvil! Anchor! Educational television! [he got chained up]
Komodo Dragon: I quit!
Prentis: This is bad. This is very bad.
Taurus Bulba: [he throws Prentis to the water] Now I got a lizard to find and a world to crush!
Johnnie J: [he passes out]
Prentis: [he gets air] [high pitched voice] It's chain breaking time! Helium? Dang! [he and Johnnie J got out of the water] C'mon! We got a lizard to find!
Johnnie J: [laughing] That is funny!

[At the road]

Prentis: If Bulba is after the Lizard, the fate of the world must be at stake! AND STOP LAUGHING AT MY VOICE!
Johnnie J: Right!
Sitnerp: GAH?
Prentis: [in normal voice] 'Cuse me. Where's that lizard!?
Sitnerp: Just get down to Route 65 and turn right.
Prentis: Thanks!
Sitnerp: GAH! I'll never play the guitar again! But, those directions will be my Revenge. [laughing]

[At night]

Johnnie J: I'm pretty sure Sitnerp gave us the wrong directions.
Prentis: Eeeyup. I'm hungry for nutlogs. Boiling water will soften up this nutty delight. [he puts the nutlog in the water, then eats it, which breaks his teeth] Lousey stinkin' nutlog! No treat is a match for Prentis the Hedgehog! [he rides the RatCatcher, but trips] Eat diaper, obstinate roadside delicacy! [he throws the nutlog in the air, then shoots his Diaper Gun at it] You are a worthy for Indeed. Well. Call it a draw.
Will Prentis see a rare Lizard?
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