Acorn Family Reunion

Jungle Warrior

[16 years ago]

King Maximillion Acorn: That eggheaded yerkface! He took over my kingdom and banished the co-king! I will make a newer, better kingdom!
Sally Acorn: Dada?
Queen Alicia Acorn: Awww... She said her first word.
King Acorn: I see. Where's Miwa?
Dr. Eggman: Hello, my little pretty. I will name you Karai. You will be my slave! [laughing]
Queen Acorn: I told you not to leave her behind!
King Acorn: I didn't mean to. Huh?
Terry Acorn: AH! [he fell off a plane, to a jungle] AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! [he hits his head to the ground]
Megasquatch: A baby? [she pulls Terry's diaper]
Terry: [giggling]
Megasquatch: I'll take care of you. I'll name you Kumada.

[10 years later]

Kumada: Oomf! This is gonna be harder than I thought. [he saws the Megasquatches getting murdered by native hunters] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [he kills all the native hunters] I am now king. [he takes the native hunter's loincloth, putting it on]

[PRESENT DAY]

Claire Acorn: Like, Sally. Where are we going?
Sally: We're going to find our misding brother.
Claire: Elias?
Sally: No.
Claire: Crunch?
Sally: No.
Claire: Uncle Ben?
Sally: NO! Terry. He fell off a plane a long time ago. We'll must rescue him.
Claire: Okay.

[At the jungle]

Sally: Here we are.
Crunch Acorn: Whoa.
Laura Acorn: I've visited this jungle before.
Jenny Acorn: It looks like Florana.
Sally: Let's split up.
Claire: Okay.
Sally: It's so dense.
Elias Acorn: Sup, Sally.
Sally: Elias. I'm search for our missing brother, Terry.
Elias: Terry? I thought he was dead.
Sally: Okay. Bye.
Lion: ROAR!
Sally: YIPE! A LION!
Lion: ROAR!
Sally: HELP!
Lion: [it ate Sally's clothes, leaving her naked] BURP!
Sally: I'm so embarrassed.
Lion: ROAR!
Kumada: [jungle yell]
Sally: WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
Kumada: Huh? [he got hit by a tree] Bad kitty! Bad! [he wrestles a Lion] SCRAM!
Lion: Remember, nincompoop. I know where you live.
Kumada: Bye! You okay?
Sally: I'm okay.
Kumada: Name's Kumada. What's your's?
Sally: I'm Princess Sally Acorn. I know who you are! You're Terry! I'm your sister!
Kumada: What's a Terry?
Sally: Never mind. I'm naked. I need some clothes.
Kumada: Okay. [he gives Sally some jungle clothes] You like it?
Sally: It's a little itchy.
Kumada: Okay.

[At night]

Sally: That's the jungle god, Tarvanos.
Kumada: Wow.
Sally: And that looks like Bagross.
Kumada: Cool. This is the best night ever.
Sally: Yeah.

[The Next Day]

Karai Acorn: Sleet. Dingo. Snively. Pay attention. We are going to find the Jungle Prince.
Snively: Okay.
Sally: Uh oh. Poachers. Wait. That must be... Miwa! That's my sister. Miwa! Don't come near here! I'm your sister!
Karai: Princess! I'm not your sister! I'm Eggman's daughter!
Sally: Eggman has raised you for evil!
Karai: That's it! [she tries to shoot Sally, but she shoots Kumada instead] Did I get the jungle prince?
Snively: I guess.
Karai: WHOOHOO!!!
Sally: That prince is mine, sis. Later.
Karai: I'M NOT YOUR SISTER!
Sally: Claire. Crunch. Jenny. Laura. I found Terry.
All: Oh. Let's go home.

Narrator: Okay, kids. Let's get something straight. Karai's a big doofus. Kumada can't die because, he's a hero. Princess Sally Acorn takes Kumada to home.

Sally: This is my home.
Kumada: Whoa. What is that?
Sally: This is my Dinner Blaster. It shoots food.
Kumada: Oh.
Sally: This is you.
Kumada: That's me?
Sally: Yep.
Terry: Sally! Give me a hug!
Sally: Thanks. And you stink! Bath time!
Terry: Okay.
Sally: [she gives Terry a bath] There. Diaper time!
Terry: I haven't wear a diaper since the time the MegaSquatches found me.
Sally: [she puts Terry in a diaper] There.
Terry: Wow! So comfy. [he hugs Sally]

[In Robotropolis]

Isabelle Robotnik: Dad! I'm hungry!
Dr. Eggman: Chill, Isabelle. Here's some cheeseburgers.
Isabelle: YAY!
Dr. Eggman: Karai! Come here!
Karai: You're not my dad! You raised me to become Evil! [she kicks Eggman] I'm going to see Sally!
Dr. Eggman: Fine! Looks like I'll destroy the acorns once and for all.

[In the Cul-De-Sac]

Claire: [she gives Prentis a wedgie] Tommy Pickles called. He wants his diaper back.
Prentis the Hedgehog: You wanna play rough, huh? I'll show you rough! [he puts Claire in a diaper] There.
Heat Rose: Look! Claire's wearing a diaper!
All: [laughing]
Claire: Like, stop laughing at me! [cries]
Sally: Look at Prentis and Claire. They're playing very well.
Dr. Eggman: Sally! Come out and play!
Sally: You better leave this place at once!
Dr. Eggman: [he takes Sally] Come with me.
Terry: HA! [he blows up Eggman's ship]
Dr. Eggman: You got anything to say?
Terry: The Acorns never lose!
Miwa: HA! [she kicks Eggman back to Robotropolis] See? It's a surprise.
Sally: Indeed, Miwa.
Miwa: I live you, guys.
Terry: I love you.
Claire: I love you too.
Sally: And I love all of you.
Narrator: The End.