My Fair Prentis Part 1

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[At the Cul-De-Sac]

Narrator: Dateline, The Cul-De-Sac. Where Prentis the Hedgehog is ready to fight crime. Oops. My mistake. He's just watching television.
Barry MeNot: This is Eyewitness New Channel 12 News! Tonight, we'll see who's the greatest superhero in the world is!
Prentis the Hedgehog: Is it me?
Barry MeNot: No! It's SuperDude! He broke the record of saving over 9000 lives!
Prentis: WHAT 9000!?! Are you crazy! My favorite hero's a hack!
Barry MeNot: And way at the bottom of our list is... Prentis the Hedgehog!
Prentis: NO! NOT ME!
Barry MeNot: Prentis is know as the worst superhero in the world!
Old Lady: That Prentis ran over my foot! Some crime fighter he is! Somebody oughta arrest him or feed him to the SandWorms!
Prentis: She was jaywalking! I was catching villains!
Little Boy: He scares me!
Little Girl: He gave us nightmares!
Prentis: I guess reruns of Wes Craven's films keeps those two awake.
Construction Worker: He knocked a building once and twice right under through me!
All: HEY!
Prentis: Well. I thought that building was a villain's hideout. SuperDude. He makes me sick.
Johnnie J the Fox: Don't cry, Prentis. You're the terror that flaps in the night.
Prentis: I don't know how I flap. Half the police force thinks I'm the crook. While the other half hates my hat.
Amber the HedgeFox: Prentis. Let me reform your image.
Prentis: Okay.

[Intro]

Daring Hedgehog Of Mystery,
Champion Of Right.
Swoops Out Of The Shadows,
Prentis Owns The Night!
Somewhere Some Villain Schemes,
But His Numbers Up! (3-2-1!)
Prentis the Hedgehog! (When There's Trouble, You Call That Hedgehog!)
Prentis the Hedgehog! (Let's Get Dangerous!)
Prentis the Hedgehog! (Prentis! The HedgeHOG!)
Cloud Of Smoke And He Appears,
Master Of Surprise.
Who's That Cunning Mind Behind,
The Shadowy Disguise?
Nobody Knows For Sure,
But Bad Guys Are Out Of Luck!
'Cause Here Comes! (Prentis the Hedgehog!)
LOOK OUT! (When There's Trouble, You Call That Hedgehog!)
Prentis the Hedgehog! (Let's Get Dangerous!)
Prentis the Hedgehog! (Better Watch Out You Bad Boys!)
PRENTIS THE HEDGEHOG!

MY FAIR PRENTIS

Narrator: We find Prentis changing his image.
Amber: Okay, Prentis. Come out.
Prentis: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the snake that bites your arm! I am Prentis the Hedgehog! Well. Whaddaya think?
Amber: It stinks. The smokes gotta go. And this cape sucks.
Gabby the HedgeChidna: Smoking is not cool for kids.
Joshua the Hedgehog: Indeed.
Prentis: What's next?
Amber: You need a new catchphrase.
Prentis: Okay. I am the terror-
Gabby: Good.
Prentis: I am the good that flaps-
Joshua: Flatters.
Prentis: I am the good that flatters?
Amber: I am the good that flatters in the night! I mean day!
Prentis: I am the good that flatters in the day?!? This is embarrassing! What do I sound like? A TV-Y rated cartoon character?
Amber: Kinda. Let's put on some new clothes!

[Later]

Amber: Prentis! Come out!
Joshua: I can't wait to see the look on his face!
Prentis: [he comes out in a Cupid costume] I hate my life.
Amber: Very cute, Prentis!
Prentis: Okay. Where's the RatCatcher?
Gabby: Amber and I turned it into the Little Swan!
Prentis: Okay. Let's get-
Amber: Respectable!
Prentis: Right! Respectable!

[At the streets]

Prentis: I'll see if I can do this. [he helps an old lady go across the street]
Old Lady: Why thank you, Prentis.
Prentis: You're welcome.

[At the playground]

Prentis: Prentis the Hedgehog here, kids!
Little Girl: Oh no! He gives us nightmares!
Prentis: No, kids! I'm friendly.
Little Boy: Wanna play ball?
Prentis: Sure. [he got hit] D'oh!

[At the construction site]

Prentis: Look out! [he saves a construction worker] Don't worry! I'm the people's protector! [he got hit]
Construction Worker: Yeah. More like the prince of pain.

[At Downtown]

Prentis: Now's my chance. I am the terror-
Amber: No! That's the old you!
Burglar: Give me the purse! What? Flowers?
Prentis: Leave this lady alone.
Burglar: Sure. I won't steal ever again!
Lady: Yay!
Old Lady: He's very helpful.
Little Boy: You know. He's not so scary.
Construction Worker: Hey. What's a lousy building have something to do with a protector of the people?
All: Yay! Prentis! Prentis! Prentis! Prentis!
Prentis: This is the best day of my life!
Sitnerp the Hedgehog: A protector, huh? I'll show him, or my name isn't Sitnerp the Hedgehog!
Narrator: Will Sitnerp ruin Prentis? Find out on the Prentis-squashed conclusion of Prentis the Hedgehog!

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