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My Fair Prentis Part 2

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RESUME TRANSMISSION

Narrator: After an image change, Prentis became very popular.
Dorico the Echidna: Prentis! You did a nice job!
Johnnie J: Yeah!
Mayor MayNot: Prentis. Here's the key to our city!
Prentis: I'm so happy.
Vector: Well, cops. Let's go on a vacation!
Cops: Yeah!

Narrator: Meanwhile, at the alley.
Big Criminal: Duh... look. It's Prentis. The people's protector.
Midget Criminal: Yeah!
Sitnerp: Okay, boys. Here's the deal. Do a lot of crime!
All: Yeah!

[At home]

Prentis: Bingo! I'm rich!
Amber: Prentis. You need to stop the criminals!
Prentis: Yep. Yep Yep. Ah... I'll say something like, I am the gold at the end of the rainbow or something.

[At the streets]

Criminal: The money is mine!
Prentis: I am the truth! I am the supernova at the center of the universe! [he gets squashed] I am Prentis the Speed... bump.

[At the ATM]

Prentis: Stop! I am the people's... protector! [the criminals put him in the ATM] I am Prentis the Auto Composit! [the money comes out of the ATM]  Whoa. [he gaze at the money] Hello, my pretties.

[At prison]

Prentis: This is very hard. You bad boys are staying right here!
Sitnerp: Hey Prentis! Have you've been digging potholes at the streets after dark?
Prentis: Uh... no?
Construction Worker: I'm been looking for this freak all day!
Sitnerp: Hey Prentis! Have you've been stalking at the roof tops at night in order to frighten to children of PlayStation City?
Prentis: Uh... I don't know what you're talking about.
Little Girl: I'll never sleep again!
Sitnerp: Hey Prentis! Have you've been putting snakes on ladies underwear?
Old Lady: So he's the one! I should've known!
Prentis: Uh... Excuse me? Look! Babies love me!
Sitnerp: [cries]
Prentis: But! This is a bad dream! YIPE!
Sitnerp: [he frees the prisoners] Allright, boys! Destroy the city and bring everything to me!

Narrator: With Prentis framed, the city belongs to Sitnerp the Hedgehog!
Sitnerp: [laughing]
Nicole the Hedgehog: You sick monster!
Jay the Fox: How could you?
Sitnerp: I'm just having fun.
Vonzell the Hedgehog: You've been crazy!
Leslie the Echidna: Yeah!
Sitnerp: Silence!
Johnnie J: Okay.
Dorico: Okay.
Amber: Okay.
Gabby: Okay.
Joshua: Okay.
Sitnerp: Who's going to save you?
All: HELP! PRENTIS!

Prentis: Oh no! I'm doomed! I'm going to commit suicide.
SuperDude: I can help you.
Prentis: SuperDude! You're here to help me! Sitnerp framed me and kidnapped my family.
SuperDude: Well. You need to fight back.
Prentis: I couldn't stop him! They'll hate me a lot! But family need me! Hey you! Do something! I know. Let's be friends! Excuse me? WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME BACK ME BODY YOU GOODY TWO-SHOES LITTLE WIMP! More hugs?
SuperDude: Protector Prentis has become the dominant personality! This calls for some stronger measures! It's more powerful than all the protectorness! The FrankenPizza!
Prentis: I can't!
SuperDude: You must! It's your family's only hope!
Prentis: [he eats a FrankenPizza] Ah!
SuperDude: [laughing]
Prentis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [he transforms]
SuperDude: EUREKA! IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Prentis: I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT! I AM THE DIAPER RASH ON THE BUTT OF CRIME! [he reveals his new look with a dark purple and black hat, a black cape, a dark bluish-purple sleaveless coat, black shorts, black, dark purple, and dark blue boots, a dark bluish-purple bandana, an crow-make-up] I AM PRENTIS THE HEDGEHOG! Sitnerp the Hedgehog! Meet the new me! Let's get dangerous!

[At the hideout]

Sitnerp: Mine! Mine! All mine!
Prentis: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the soap that cleans this town!
Sitnerp: No!
Prentis: Yes! I am Prentis the Hedgehog! [he beats up Sitnerp and takes all the stuff back to them]
Sitnerp: Ohh...
Vector: Prentis. What's the buzz?
Prentis: I defeated Sitnerp and saved the  day.
Vector: Okay.
Prentis: [he saves his family] Let's have a Pizza Party!
All: Yay!
Sitnerp: [he gets arrested] I'll have my revenge!
Narrator: The end.
Will Prentis succeed?
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Things were going great for Prentis, until Sitnerp interfered and now things gone out of whack. But now, with the help of Superdude, the new (more likely, the old) Prentis is back and you know what that means.