Sonic in Space!

Sonic in Space!

[At Sonic's House]

Sonic: [he runs on a treadmill] Yeah.
Tails: [he's reading some books] The Sun is very hot.
Knuckles: [he's lifting weights] Check me out!

[At Amy's mansion]

Amy: [she's watering flowers] [humming My Sweet Passion] Ah! They're so pretty!

[At Sally's house]

Sally: Ah. Huh? [she opens a letter] You won a trip to space. Bring 5 friends with you. Yes! [she ran to Amy's house] Hey! Amy!
Amy: Huh?
Sally: We won a trip!
Amy: Yay!
Sally: [she ran to Sonic's house] GUYS! WE WON  A TRIP!
Sonic: Cool.
Sally: We're going to space.
Sonic: Sweet.
Sally: I forgot something. [she ran to Prentis' house] Prentis! You wanna go to space?
Prentis: NO WAY! I'M NOT GOING BACK TO SPACE! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Sally: It's got rare planets.
Prentis: Really?
Sally: Really, really.

[At the ACME Space Center]

Staff Member: Party of 6?
Sally: Yes.
Staff Member: You can go.

[At the training center]

Dr. Jinkins: Okay. If you wanna go to space, you have to put on these MAGs.
Sonic: Hey! These are diapers!
Dr. Jinkins: PUT 'EM ON AND SHUT UP! [they put on their space diapers]
Prentis: I'll make it extra poofy. [he puts on a space diaper over his regular diaper] Check me out.
Sonic: Geez.
Tails: Does this space diaper make my butt look big?
Knuckles: Well... I think so.

Narrator: After some countless training, our heroes launch into space.
Sonic: Ah. Look at that. There's the ARK!
Prentis: Cool. Darn this rocket! I can't get any picture on the TV!
Announcer: This following message is classified! Not to mention final to the security and future of the human and moebian races.
General DragonMan: This is General Akiyoshi DragonMan. The galaxy is in grave danger!
Amy: Huh?
General DragonMan: The Sun has grown old! It will go nova far sooner than expected. As it runs out of hydrogen, The Sun will become the brightest object in our galaxy.
Prentis: Really?
General DragonMan: If you don't fix the sun, it will glow bright red, then grow big, and explode! You must fix the Sun at once. Thank you.
Sonic: Wow! This is an awesome mission!

[Later]

Sally: [humming Fastest Thing Alive] [a red thing goes through Sally's butt] Huh? Sonic! Are you touching my butt! Oh. It's just my imagination.

[At a dining room]

Prentis: Lousy, stinkin', tube food! [he drank some tube food] Tastes like pizza!
Sonic: Mine's taste like chili dogs!
Tails: Same goes to mine!
Knuckles: Tastes like chicken!
Sonic: What's wrong, Sally?
Sally: I feel funny. [she starts attacking Sonic and his friends] What is wrong with me?

[At the computer room]

Computer: Of course Sally is acting strange.
Sonic: Yep. [Sally starts destroying the ship]
Computer: Okay, okay. I know excactly what's wrong with Sally. And how can you save her and the sun from going out all at once. All you have to do ish... nish om nom nom jom neeuh tiki whyyooo... [it dies]
Sonic: Not cool! Sally? What are you doing? [Sally sends Prentis out into space]
Prentis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Stupid space!
Demon King Shadow (in Sally's body) Did you miss me?
Sonic: King Shadow! What are you doing in Sally's body?
Demon King Shadow: I used her body to sabotage your mission! If you want the sun to die, let it die.
Sonic: Oh really?
Demon King Shadow: Yes. [they fight]
Tails: Oh boy! Sally's attacking Sonic!
Knuckles: Weird.
Sonic: Amy! You got the exorcisum book?
Amy: Yep.
Demon King Shadow: RAH!
Amy: Hullabaloo and howdy doo! Musky prawns and timbucktoo! Yeltsybye and hipptypoo! Kick 'em in the dish bag, whoo hoo hoo!
Demon King Shadow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! [he leaves Sally's body]
Sally: What happened to me?
Sonic: It's a long story. The rocket can withstand the impact with the sun. We're here! I'll enter. RESTORE! [he restores the sun] YES! That was cool!
Tails: Yay!
Knuckles: Yeah, baby!
Sonic: Where's Prentis?
Prentis: YEEEEEEEEE-HAW! [he takes the rocket back to Earth] Houston! He have a problem. PSYCH! [laughing]

[At the beach]

Amy: What a relaxing day at the beach.
Sonic: Good thing the Sun's restored.
Demon King Shadow: I'll be back, Sonic! SOMEDAY!
Prentis: Take a hike! [he kicks King Shadow's ghost]
All: [laughing]
Narrator: The End.